Hi hoomans,
This is Wester (also known as Westy Boy, Professional Good Boy). I am now accepting applications for exclusive playdates.
Basic Requirements (very important):
Must be friendly (no grumpy paws, please)
Must enjoy running, playing, and occasional zoomies
Must be okay with me getting a little too excited
Must respect snack time (sharing is encouraged, just saying)
Must not judge my bed-destroying talents
Bonus Points:
Likes parks, walks, and human attention
Can tolerate my high energy and charm
Doesn’t get annoyed easily (looking at you, Helo…)
If you think you qualify, please have your human contact my mummy to schedule a playdate.
Serious inquiries only. I am very popular and my calendar fills up fast.
– Wester 🐾