Hi hoomans,
This is Wester (also known as Westy Boy, Professional Good Boy). I am now accepting applications for exclusive playdates.

Basic Requirements (very important):

• Must be friendly (no grumpy paws, please)

• Must enjoy running, playing, and occasional zoomies

• Must be okay with me getting a little too excited

• Must respect snack time (sharing is encouraged, just saying)

• Must not judge my bed-destroying talents

Bonus Points:

• Likes parks, walks, and human attention

• Can tolerate my high energy and charm

• Doesn’t get annoyed easily (looking at you, Helo…)

If you think you qualify, please have your human contact my mummy to schedule a playdate.

Serious inquiries only. I am very popular and my calendar fills up fast.

– Wester 🐾